Wizardingmail - Chapter 1

原文:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2982007/1/Wizardingmail

手癢就翻譯了第一章
不過還沒有要授權
要是我翻譯的下去的話就會去要了(笑)





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To: Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail(帳號是 我恨葛萊芬多人)

From: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail(馬份臭大糞)<--使用台灣版的翻譯(笑)

Subject: 你是誰?

你是誰?你要求要加我,但是你恨葛萊芬多,你是另一個想要成為Malfoy的史萊哲林一年級生??若你是,你徹底的精神錯亂了,滾開!!!!你是誰??

Harry Potter
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To: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail

From: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

Subject: 哈哈

Potter,我不敢相信你用Malfoy stinks(馬份臭大糞)當e-mail,真有獨創性阿!是小探險家Dora幫你編的嗎??現在我有理由對你施咒,哈!等等,有一年級生想要成為我!他們怎麼敢!他們怎麼能想要達到(像我這樣)完美?回到主題....我建議你更換你的e-mail!
(How dare they, how could they ever think they could live up to something so perfect?留原句)
Malfoy

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To: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

From: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail
Subject:何時開始你需要理由來咒我?

Malfoy!你怎麼拿到我的e-mail的,誰給你的??還有不我不會換我的e-mail<我喜歡他

Potter

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To: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail

From: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

Subject: 頑固的混蛋

麻種Granger給我的,還有換掉你該死的e-mail!!!

Malfoy
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To: Hermione Granger Hopelesslyinlove/Wizardingmail(無可救藥陷入愛情)

From: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail.

Subject:我要殺了你!

Hermione,
你把我的e-mail地址給了Malfoy!!!!!你怎麼能?叛徒!!現在我陷入和個傲慢的爛人通mail的情況

Harry
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To: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail

From: Hermione Granger Hopelesslyinlove/Wizardingmail

Subject: 你的e-mail地址

他問我的時候我分心了,我並沒有考慮,我很抱歉,你只需要封鎖他

‘mione
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To: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

From: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail

Subject: 為何?

Malfoy, 別這樣叫Hermione! 為何你想要我的e-mail?

Potter
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To: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail

From: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

Subject: 抱歉

我對於這樣叫Granger感到抱歉,我不知道為何我想要你的mail!我就是這麼做了!
也許是因為我可以再惹惱你

Malfoy
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To: Hermione Granger Hopelesslyinlove/Wizardingmail

From: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks/Wizardingmail

Subject: 你不會相信的

Malfoy道歉了!!!!Malfoy對叫你麻(你知道我的意思)道歉,我幾乎要昏倒了,噢抱歉得走了(Oh and sorry for having a go.)

Harry
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To: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

From: Harry Potter MalfoyStinks-/Wizardingmail

Subject: 你活著就惹惱我了

你道歉了.我真不敢相信!!偉大的Draco Malfoy對我道歉,Harry Potter,那個(按照你的說法)就是死不了的男孩.我不相信你這爛人想要我的e-mail,你總是有不可告人的動機,順帶一提,我封鎖你了.

Potter
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To: Blaise Zabini SlytherinGod/Wizardingmail
From: Draco Malfoy Ih8Gryffindors/Wizardingmail

Subject: 救命!

Blaise,Potter已經起疑了,我該怎麼辦,若是他知道真相怎麼辦?我需要幫忙

Draco